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Old May 23, 2005, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #101
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Reminds me of a story about a woman who decided to wear one of those while going to the grocery store, and she turned it on in the middle of an aisle and ended up knocking over all the displays. Then she slipped on something and got a concussion. Then they had to take her to the hospital and found out what caused all of that....
Does that mean it worked well? Women have all the discreet stuff to choose from.. Guys get life size dolls... Try taking that to the Grocery store..
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:06 PM // 19:06   #102
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Does that mean it worked well? Women have all the discreet stuff to choose from.. Guys get life size dolls... Try taking that to the Grocery store..
Let's just say Wal-mart does not let me in there doors anymore...
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07   #103
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Lol, I certainly wouldn't want to buy a doll. Those who do have just no fantasy at all.
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:09 PM // 19:09   #104
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whats wrong with a good old fashioned sock and hand?
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:10 PM // 19:10   #105
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Lol, I certainly wouldn't want to buy a doll. Those who do have just no fantasy at all.
Hell, those plastic ones suck, if I had real cash I would TOTALLY get one of these. www.realdoll.com
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:13 PM // 19:13   #106
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mm charlie...

eer, i mean... mmm *hides in closet*
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:15 PM // 19:15   #107
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Hell, those plastic ones suck, if I had real cash I would TOTALLY get one of these. www.realdoll.com
I don't know Ramus, I just find that real (as in: living) women are so much more... cooperative. I mean, come on, when was the last time a realdoll handcuffed you to the bedpost and...


...I mean... uh, what?
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:17 PM // 19:17   #108
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Not touching this subject.

No really.

Except for the fact : DAMN THEY LOOK HO-ISHLY REAL!
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:23 PM // 19:23   #109
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Hell, those plastic ones suck, if I had real cash I would TOTALLY get one of these. www.realdoll.com

I am regretting that I even mentioned it... sigh... and dont want to know how you know they suck... hehe
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:25 PM // 19:25   #110
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LOL, this topic is getting kinda... okay nevermind I'll walk on!
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:30 PM // 19:30   #111
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And i didn't start it this time....

Oh wait *looks back*

Well I don't need to look back, I'm the one who created this thread, ha...
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Old May 23, 2005, 07:45 PM // 19:45   #112
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And i didn't start it this time....

Oh wait *looks back*

Well I don't need to look back, I'm the one who created this thread, ha...
Ow! You shouldn't have looked back, the floor was still wet!
Now look what you've done.
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Old May 23, 2005, 08:48 PM // 20:48   #113
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Who likes Hot Pockets? I do!
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Old May 23, 2005, 08:51 PM // 20:51   #114
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Who likes Hot Pockets? I do!
Hot Pockets are good indeed.
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Old May 23, 2005, 08:56 PM // 20:56   #115
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Wow.. Kaori..

Thank you god, for making me love both sexes!

Not that I would buy her though.. No.. nope.. Uhm... *hides in a different closet than Banzia's*
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Old May 23, 2005, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #116
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Pepperoni and meatballs.....*Homer drool*

Darn, I want some now.
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Old May 23, 2005, 09:03 PM // 21:03   #117
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I'll go with a simple sandwich. Hmm.. Sandwich...
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Old May 23, 2005, 09:04 PM // 21:04   #118
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*hides in a different closet than Banzia's*
Good move.

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Pepperoni and meatballs.....*Homer drool*

Darn, I want some now.
I'm a good cook. I hereby offer you a full dinner, including as much pepperoni and meatballs as you want!

Of course, airfare is a somewhat inconvienient expense...


Edit: Mariena is invited as well. We can make that a meatball sandwich in her case.
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Old May 23, 2005, 09:06 PM // 21:06   #119
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Include sushi and you got yourself a deal!


ADD: Uh-oh!
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Old May 23, 2005, 09:09 PM // 21:09   #120
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Sushi... I've been to a Japanese restaurant once! 't Was great!

Too much food though.

Edit: So how about that.. meatball sandwich a lá Soul Monarch?
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